The Sad Sack Shack
by Edward Cimokowski
The American airmen never
learned that the English pub was not a saloon, but a family gathering
place. In an effort to improve Anglo-American relations, the neighboring
pubs were placed off-limits and a giant sized saloon called The Sad Sack
Shack was opened on the base. A canteen cup and a six-penny piece was the
only requirements for admittance. This is how Ed Cimokowski remembers it.
The Sad Sack Shack is the monastery for the devotees of the foam-flecked
chalice, a coffee stained aluminum canteen cup. Here we meet our
companions in relaxed stance, "batting the breeze" through the heave pall
of cigarette smoke, all brands but a certain one beginning with and "R,"
and haranguing over the trivia of the fast-fading evening. One observes
the swaying and elbowing congestion of the fatigue draped exiles seeking
salvation before a malt syrup altar behind which rest the three gigantic
barrels of Whitebreads Ale, green in its youth and terrible in its
corrosion of the youthful stomachs, those who thrust forward their drained
quart cup trying to get some attention before last call is announced; it
seems so long ago since 10 p.m. was the end of any evening, but it is all
coming back to haunt us again in wearier years, when a few hours of
crawling through the Fortresses would make a sunset bedtime welcome.
The window blinds of this decompression chamber which latches on to the
PX are decorated with paintings of nude females, it is true, but still
admired as bawdy brash art when the perspective is contracted by steady
swigs of that unripe brew our of Ipswich.
There are also crayon sketches of high life on Lennox Avenue and scenes
found in risqué’ magazines of that day, when risqué’ had a riskier meaning
that it will ever have again. A solemn-faced board, not edged in black,
announces that the chaplain’s phone is 19. suspended from the ceiling are
100 pound practice bombs shells upon which are painted the names of
pounded German targets with dates of the raids.
The floor is covered with linoleum, and in an hour after the crowd of
GIs convenes it is bed for a shallow pond of the sloshy suds. A piano is
being hammered with unembarrassed diligence and gruff, rasping, strained
disharmony vibrates the corrugated Nissen hut ceiling, as we all try and
forget that jolly old England is not the far distant place in the USA
where our songs of yesterday were meant for the many tomorrows we though
we would be holding hands with.
The stars look so bright, so unusual for the island supported by
barrage balloons, after a session at the PX GI Saloon; even the swirling
murk which eventually shuts our the beauty of a silver-speckled night to
us is welcomed as a momentary nostrum for the growing throbbing in our
fragile temples. When the anesthesia is worn away in the soggy morning
mist, a dull pounding strikes the infinitely complicated machinery of out
heads – which, abandoned for the carnival of the night, rejoins the
reluctant body in the noisy morn of the next session.
The path of the Sad Sack Shack was tucked away a reasonable distance
from the more elevated and less slippery surrounding of the Red Cross
Club, which, with delicate watercress sandwiches and brew of saner sort,
had fewer possibilities of mental and bodily disorders when it was time to
go to the line and rev up the Wright Cyclones once more. It was later,
quite a bit later, when an alternative to the devil’s concoction restored
the stomachs of the GIs who thence visited the PX only during daylight
hours when ice cream was being served.